we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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