we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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