$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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