Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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