apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need water and some morals
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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