guys are only as good as the porn they watch
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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