i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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