i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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