hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
