What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
