normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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