when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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