i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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