So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
