Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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