You're completely useless in the revolution.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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