I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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