This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize