woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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