Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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