If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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