shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Randomize
