They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize