He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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