I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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