Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I looked at my own cervix.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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