Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
