i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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