So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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