If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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