Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize