is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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