what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I feel like abortions should bother me more
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Randomize
