Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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