Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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