have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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