I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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