we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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