drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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