so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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