your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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