Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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