If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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