that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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