is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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