I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It's Friday. Sex?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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