I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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