I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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