Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
