I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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