She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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