so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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