If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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