absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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