That's intense
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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